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Subject: Re: OT Super hero questions
Date: 16 Feb 2002 05:39:27 GMT
From: jmsatb5@aol.com (Jms at B5)
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>* How did his mum buy the cloth for his costume without arousing
>suspicion?

It came from the swaddling clothes he had with him in the rocket from Krypton. 
Ma Kent had him use heat vision to cut the threads.

>
>* Where does Clark Kent buy his spectacles, given that they are
>presumably plain glass?

They were made from the same rocket.

>* Why doesn't anyone notice that Clark never works out, even though it
>would be impossible to have a body like that without doing so? And if he
>doesn't work out, why would he bother waxing his chest and back? (and
>who helps him with the back?)

Actually the new Clark does some of that just to ease suspicion.

>* Where does Superman keep his wallet?

In the pouch of his cape, which is also where he keeps his CK clothes when he
has to change on the fly.

I have no life and I must scream.
 jms

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